Monday, February 20, 2012

Mistakes

Mistakes are inevitable. We make them, we come across them, we experience them.
What's important is how we deal with those mistakes. How do we respond to the different mistakes that we have done.
It's common to hear when people say, "No one's perfect." Do we actually take this literally or practically? Not easy to say.
Do we know how many kinds of mistakes we make?
Do we really know how much damage those mistakes can make?
Anyone out there who hasn't made a mistake? Blow me!!
I haven't come across such a soul, have you? Let me know if you did!

I'm in a poetic mood now, just want to drop a few lines about "mistakes" that have been ringing in my ears;

Once in a while we make mistakes,
Mistakes that we later regret.
Once in a while we find a place,
A place we believe to be a grace.
None of it would be if wasn't meant to be,
What's next for you and me is yet to be.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Amazing combination of numbers and letters making words

It's amazing to see how the brain can function by the below example of brain study. I got this email from a chain of emails circulating around. If anyone has the source it will be gr8 to know.


F1gur471v3ly 5p34k1ng?

Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this you have a strong mind:

7H15 M3554G3
53RV35 7O PR0V3
H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N
D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!
1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!
1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG
17 WA5 H4RD BU7
N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3
Y0UR M1ND 1S
R34D1NG 17
4U70M471C4LLY
W17H 0U7 3V3N
7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,
B3 PROUD! 0NLY
C3R741N P30PL3 C4N
R3AD 7H15.
PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F
U C4N R34D 7H15. J

Saturday, January 7, 2012

From traffic jam to SHIP Jam!!

Hey, everyone!!
It's the new year, with a new beginning and new surprises.
Oh, yes! Surprises! And here's what I got for 2012. It was just like any other normal day in Wuhan China, but as I crossed the ChangJiang 1st Bridge from hankou on my way back to wuchang, I couldn't believe my eyes!!
I know it's normal to come across traffic jams anywhere in China but what I saw on January 5th, 2012 will blow your mind. A unique SHIP JAM!!!! Amazing isn't it!?!?
Hell yeah!! You just read it right, a S-H-I-P Jam!! I was in a bus with my jaw hanging and causing my mouth to be wide open (luckily there aren't many tiny insects in winter!!) when I saw that long queue from both sides of the ChangJiang 1st Bridge. There are no bus stops anywhere near the bridge but thank god I had the quick instinct of getting a video clip using my mobile phone. Check it out, and be your own judge!!
check out the phone video at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd_-e6pQySs

Chekelea Time!!

Baada ya kushehereka na Sikukuu ya krismasi na kuukaribisha mwaka 2012 Kidarubini kimekuja na Chekelea Time itakayokuwa inawajia mtandaoni kwa njia ya kushtukiza kwee kwee kwee!!Leo somo la Chit-Chat linahusu methali ambazo wengi wetu tutakuwa tunazikumbuka vizuri.
Mwalimu: Simameni!
Wanafunzi: Shikamoo mwaaaa--limu.
Mwalimu: Kaeni.
Wanafunzi: Asante mwaaaa--limu.
Mwalimu: Haya, leo ninataka nijue nani anazikumbuka methali tulizojifunza jana. Mwenye kufahamu anyooshe kidole juu. Penye kuku wengi...?
Kipensi ananyoosha kidole.
Mwalimu: Kipensi, malizia methali.
Kipensi: Penye kuku wengi chagua mmoja awe kitoweo!
Mwalimu: Mh!!! Haya, methali ya pili. Mtoto akililia wembe...?
Kisistimu ananyoosha kidole.
Mwalimu: Haya Kisistimu malizia methali.
Kisistimu: Mtoto akililia wembe atakuwa kinyozi!
Mwalimu: Duh! Haya tuendelee. Asiyesikia la mkuu...?
Kiroba ananyoosha kidole.
Mwalimu: Haya Kiroba, malizia methali.
Kiroba: Asiyesikia la mkuu, itakuwa sio mwanae wala hawana uhusiano!
Mwalimu: Nauliza methali ya mwisho, sitaki jibu la ovyo vinginevyo nitawapatia adhabu darasa zima. Mbio za sakafuni...?
Kipensi ananyoosha kidole.Mwalimu: Haya Kipensi jibu.
Kipensi: Mbio za sakafuni, hazimo hata kwenye olimpiki!!
Mwalimu: Dah!! Acha tu nirudi kijijini nikalime.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Prezida Obama na Waifu baada ya kuapishwa






Baada ya kuapishwa Prezident Obama akinengua na waifu miondoko ya muziki laiiiiiiniiiii......


Mambo ndio yameanza, kazi kubwa inamsubiri, na ana mzigo mzito wa kuwatengenezea raia wake njia ya kuelekea kwenye maisha bora espesheli ukizingatia ameachiwa li'nchi ikiwa katika hali ngumu ya kiuchumi.....


Kwa ufupi, Mzee mzima Bush alichemsha na ameliacha taifa kubwa, taifa nene katika "chaka" au tuliite "bushi" zito..kwee kwee kweee!!! Hivyo Prezida namba 44 inabidi afanye mamboz kurekebisha na kulikomboa taifa hilo. Kudadeki....tusubirie kuona Mzee mwenyewe Obama, kwa Baraka, atakavyowabam(b)a mafisadi na kuweka mambo sawa huko mbeleni....kwee kweee kweee!!
Woman arrested after child gives away hiding spot


The Associated Press
FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- A Fort Pierce woman ended up in jail because of a little girl with a big mouth. Police went to the home of 22-year-old woman on Friday to serve warrants for assault, harassing phone calls and violation probation carrying a concealed weapon without a permit.
Officers said two men and a woman at the house told officers that the woman had left, but then a 4-year old child approached one of the officers and revealed that the woman was under a bed.
Officers found the woman exactly where the child said she would be.

She was arrested and being held without bail.
Opinion: This child is a no-lying kid. Very good manners!!


President elect Obama's Inauguration

As you all know today history is in the making....Jan 20th, 2009 only hours left for the inauguration of the first African American President!!!





A great and a memorable day in this modern era indeed.












This is something special and it will remain in the memory of the whole world.....

I wonder why Mr. Bush chose that position, is he saving himself from the cold? Keeping warm in-between two ladies is a good strategy isn't it?